Poecilia
To the tune of Cecilia (P.
Simon 1969)
Poecilia,
you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for sigmoid answers
Poecilia, you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for ways to get action
Glide to me
Guppy love in aquaria
With Poecilia down in my weed bed
I went up to surface-feed
When I come back to mate
Someone's planted their seed
Poecilia, you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for ways to get action
Glide to me
Copulation,
I got coloured spots
I’m making displays and I’m waiting
Sex. Selection,
She pays me no heed
I gave up on her so I’m sneaking