Poecilia

To the tune of Cecilia (P. Simon 1969)

Poecilia, you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for sigmoid answers

Poecilia, you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for ways to get action
Glide to me

Guppy love in aquaria

With Poecilia down in my weed bed

I went up to surface-feed
When I come back to mate
Someone's planted their seed

Poecilia, you're breaking my heart
You lower my fitness daily
Oh Poecilia, I’m making displays
And looking for ways to get action
Glide to me

Copulation,

I got coloured spots
I’m making displays and I’m waiting

Sex. Selection,

She pays me no heed
I gave up on her so I’m sneaking